Not rated: Someone recommended I read this and I didn't like it, or it's such a classic that giving it stars seems stupid, or I didn't feel like it and/or want plausible deniability around option 1.

Five stars: Great. Something I want to re-read.

Four stars: I've stopped giving this rating because it seems like the (rounded) average of almost all books on Goodreads is four stars and I have to be different.

Three stars: I didn't hate it, but probably won't come back to it either.

Two stars: Disappointing.

One star: The Tao of Pooh.